okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

(via spiderr-mann)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via sadbunnny)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

spacemuffinz:

ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

*battery dies*

(via spiderr-mann)